If you ask me to hang out after I’ve taken my bra off for the night and you’re not offering me either booze or dessert there’s a very low chance you’re going to see me that evening.
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
well done supernatural fandom, well done
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material