prettiestalpha:

i already sold my soul to tumblr, so what the fuck do i sell to get a boyfriend?

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jennyatsdcc:

If you ask me to hang out after I’ve taken my bra off for the night and you’re not offering me either booze or dessert there’s a very low chance you’re going to see me that evening.

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mfinlay802:

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

Truer words were never written

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

And also 26-30, possibly 26-35

(via nanoochka)

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weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

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  • #United nude #shoes #heels #eamz pumps #eamz #my life
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Bored

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    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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