My hands smell like vomit and vagina. What a day to be alive. Also, my house is trashed. WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
I hate when someone says “I could never be mad at you.” Like no. Just you wait. I’m actually a really shitty and annoying person and I guarantee I will piss you off at some point.