Circe

Spinster and cat enthusiast

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I love Xena. There’s something so charming about the show that has made me completely addicted for years. :)

I don’t know whether it’s Xena’s total bad ass-ery, her amazing costumes or even her frickin’ amazing battle cry but I just simply adore her. <3
No one can compete with Xena in my eyes! She’s the bomb!

She is full of fabulous!

The costumes don’t hurt. ;)

Lucy Lawless would have made a fucking fantastic Wonder Woman.

Damn gurl. More like Lucy FLawless, amirite? 

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Ladies and Gentleman; my “other” facebook inbox from the last year. 


I don’t normally reply, or take screen shots but I’m tried of fb not doing anything about this. You’ll notice a message has been removed by fb. I think that was the rape threat, but you’ll notice ”rip your face off you fucken cuntfaced bitch” is totally fine though. 

braykun: Whenever I need to go out and I’m in my onsie I just wear my leather jacket in top…no one ever notices :P

braykun:

Whenever I need to go out and I’m in my onsie I just wear my leather jacket in top…no one ever notices :P

 ”He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups.” - Christopher Nolan

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Zoe Saldana photographed by Diego Uchitel for C Magazine May 2013

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If your butthole likes having things in it, go forth and enjoy. If it doesn’t, then you should probably listen to your body and leave your anus to its main purpose of excreting waste. If you’re trying to placate a boyfriend who won’t stop nagging you about fucking you in the ass, then he himself is an asshole, and I’d suggest he go fuck himself.

Tonight at work

  • Me: Oh my god, I put a suitcase on the top shelf and it fell off and now it's INSIDE THE WALL! Security is already laughing at me. How the hell do I get it out?
  • Co-Worker: You don't. It got another one on Wednesday.
khawlabentalazwaar: gothamcityballet: deafmuslimpunx: exquisitedialectics: takealookatyourlife: Aiya Van Kooten everyone When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”. “I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said. http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars This is the best story of my life “Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!  Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!! This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation. So in summary: This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more. Seriously she’s a frigging superhero. literal hero

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

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