sniper-in-the-brain:

My hands smell like vomit and vagina. What a day to be alive. Also, my house is trashed. WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE.

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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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  • #IT'S BACK!!!
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nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

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kate-wisehart:

Natalie Dormer.

Do I want to DO her, BE her, or HIRE her as my personal assassin?

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okayophelia:

maisiewilliams:

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

#on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how much do you want to fuck your sister #thats the real question  (glamyorick)

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fucknharry:

I hate when someone says “I could never be mad at you.” Like no. Just you wait. I’m actually a really shitty and annoying person and I guarantee I will piss you off at some point.

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