Circe

Spinster and cat enthusiast

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via highermagic)

braykun:

jakejaxson:

This morning Jake Bass let me scroll thru the pics on his phone. Yes there are tons of super hot picxxs. But this one was my Fav! How fucking cute?!

If I ever go to America, my goal is to find Jake Bass

Ok, he is kind of adorable. 

braykun:

jakejaxson:

This morning Jake Bass let me scroll thru the pics on his phone. Yes there are tons of super hot picxxs. But this one was my Fav! How fucking cute?!

If I ever go to America, my goal is to find Jake Bass

Ok, he is kind of adorable. 

(Source: jakejaxson)

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

(via itisneverlupus)

Today is the day of random creeps! 
First a dick pic and now this werido. 

****UPDATE. HE IS MARRIED!!!!!!!!***

Today is the day of random creeps! 

First a dick pic and now this werido. 

****UPDATE. HE IS MARRIED!!!!!!!!***

braykun:

People don’t believe me when I say it’s a foot long. Had to take a picture to prove it

I like that it’s carrot coloured, 

*technically it’s only 11” though.

braykun:

People don’t believe me when I say it’s a foot long. Had to take a picture to prove it

I like that it’s carrot coloured, 

*technically it’s only 11” though.